Different perspective. More niche.
How to punish Kapampangan-speaking parents who taught their children to speak only Tagalog?
While their children are undergoing liguistic immersiom program,the parents are forced to undergo severe punishment like public humiliation (“I’ll never speak Tagalog to my children again because I’m Kapampangan) and eating the spiciest foods in Kapampangan cuisine.
Question: How to troll someone like Virgilio Almario?
Answer: Tell him that CHAVACANO DE ERMITA, not Tagalog, should be the basis of our lingua franca